These professional models have been specially trained by a PGA pro to replace your divots, drive the cart, clean your clubs, tend your pins, and lie about the virility with which you wield a 5-wood. Pick your caddie from the online catalogue, and she'll meet you at your course wearing dress appropriate for the establishment (no longer being serviced: the Letting It All Hang Out Country Club).

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