San Francisco

SF-based Lollyphile's dropped a breakfast pop of salty bacon trapped in hardened maple syrup. The product's cooked to order and can take up to ten days to arrive, so gas up the lurker van and get ready to kidnap some trusting young...construction workers.

SF's most breasty zine's teamed up with skate company Manik on a series of decks and tees, one depicting a snake winding 'round a pair (original sin), the other, a teet wearing sunglasses and headphones (listening to Brand Boobian).

89 Belden Place, at Pine; 415.986.3808

The Mecca guy's opening up a gourmet sliders joint that serves (somewhat) minis in 1, 2, 3 meatwich bags, plus sides like "String-Os," "Ring-Os," and "Romaine Finger-O's" -- which will have you humming a children's song about a dog, until you look down at your burger.

Thu May 1, 7-9pm; 650 Howard St, btwn 2nd and 3rd; SOMA 415.536.0300

GC's celebrating its birthday with free domestic beers, wells, and hors d'oeuvres (crab cakes, shrimp cocktail...), and its usual gaggle of naked ladies. To gain entrance, text "GC4" to 35350, then show the bouncer your cell's outbox (before walking in to admire some inbox).

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