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SF-based Lollyphile's dropped a breakfast pop of salty bacon trapped in hardened maple syrup. The product's cooked to order and can take up to ten days to arrive, so gas up the lurker van and get ready to kidnap some trusting young...construction workers.
Bacon candy is really real at Lollyphile.com89 Belden Place, at Pine; 415.986.3808
The Mecca guy's opening up a gourmet sliders joint that serves (somewhat) minis in 1, 2, 3 meatwich bags, plus sides like "String-Os," "Ring-Os," and "Romaine Finger-O's" -- which will have you humming a children's song about a dog, until you look down at your burger.
Thu May 1, 7-9pm; 650 Howard St, btwn 2nd and 3rd; SOMA 415.536.0300
GC's celebrating its birthday with free domestic beers, wells, and hors d'oeuvres (crab cakes, shrimp cocktail...), and its usual gaggle of naked ladies. To gain entrance, text "GC4" to 35350, then show the bouncer your cell's outbox (before walking in to admire some inbox).
This NorCal based site offers downloadable templates of every type of paper imaginable (legal, columned, graph, penmanshipÂ…). If what you need's absent, you can email in suggestions, saving you another fruitless trip to Office Max trying to track down ZigZags.
