San Francisco

Tonight at 6pm, Bloomingdales, 845 Market St, at 5th; Union Square

The geriatric softcore magnate's launching his vintage-style line with free cocktails, an impromptu game room, a cigar-rolling class, and of course a slew of Bunnies — undoubtedly second-stringers, but still hot enough to convince you to buy hoodies and t-shirts from a crusty pervert whose never been seen in anything but a bathrobe and slippers.

757 Monterey Blvd, at Genesssee; Glen Park; 415.333.8500

Bringing traditional sushi to an under-fished area, K's is the spot to load up on high-quality nigiri for $30, then top yourself off with assorted continental treats like potato croquettes, pumpkin ravioli, and foie gras, which ironically you'll have to be force fed after all that sushi.

Oct 24 at Davies Symphony Hall
201 Van Ness Ave, at Hayes; Civic Center

This farewell interview* with the short-tempered long-ball champ* will forego thorny topics like vitamin* regimen to focus on his career achievements* and future in baseball; still, you should see the legend's last SF performance —- if only to see him cheerfully blast some softballs out of the park.

682 Haight St, at Pierce; Lower Haight; 415.861.6111

Using fresh halal-butched meat and house-made samoon bread, SF's first Iraqi restaurant serves up traditional Mesopotamian dishes like Beraini, Tabsi, and Quzi. Meanwhile, the casual, Arab-café atmosphere's so inviting, you'll feel comfortable lingering long after the owners begin planning your exit strategy for you.

Possibly named after a Vietnamese disco, PT's fleet of eco-friendly hybrids will take you anywhere, but specialize in airport jobs, picking you up at home, then clean-burning you straight to SFO, OAK, and SJC. Obviously, this company loves the environment long time.