Adopt: Michael Vick's Dogs
This non-profit has 3 of #7's ex-gladiators up for the taking, provided you're a "responsible candidate". To find out which are his, you've got to inquire within, so hit the website and try to guess from pics/names/descrips, canceling out hounds who are soft ("Kinzie is an impish yearling and current heartthrob) or more interested in loving than fighting (Dirk Wiggler: "this studly dude is big on beef and charm...probably no cats for this guy"). Turning dogs into adult stars = also inhumane.
BadRap.org claims cute dogs won't eat your face off; email them if interested

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