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Enter this pub's Verbal Abuse Duel and demoralize perfect strangers, or sign up for the Vile Oath Contest and attempt to utter as many expletives as possible in 30 seconds, shattering the record set unintentionally by a drunken Micro Machine Man.

Sells out quickly -- get tickets now

Skunkfunk's kicking off their fall line by offering champagne/wine/ snacks/DJ/20% off everything in the store; they're also handing out gift bags laden with t-shirts reminiscent of the ones they once sold at European music festivals to supplement the purchase of their moniker's dank inspiration.

Peep the invite

After last June's fire, the Castro institution is back from an extensive renovation, including an enlarged bar area featuring a half-off oysters happy hour. Tonight, there's a wild Halloween party; grab a ticket, and you can dress as Guy Compulsively Mentioning His Girlfriend.

See the revamped menu