San Francisco

401 Castro St, at California; Mountain View; 650.965.8100

From the Atari and Chuck E. Cheese visionary, uWink's an "interactive restaurant" that outfits every diner w/ a touchscreen console for ordering up martinis, daiquiris, etc, plus grub ranging from greasy apps like buttermilk-battered chicken strips to mains like Korean skirt steak and chicken/pesto carbonara. Entertainment options include console-based trivia, cards/dice, and classics like Pong; unfortunately, it's illegal to have a ball-pit anywhere that serves daquiries.

Thru Sat at 808 Sutter St, at Jones; Nob Hill; 415.614.9414

Hit the sneak-dealer's funeral pyre sale for price-slashed rarities like multi-colorway'd Mexico 66s and Revolves by Asics, Nike Dunks/Blazers/Air Max 90s, and the city's finest collection of Vans' chunky Half Cabs, throwback Eras and slip-ons, and No Skools -- equally influenced by skaters, and Mormons.

750 Ellis St, btwn Polk and Larkin; The Tenderloin; 415.829.7114

Anchored by a futuristically cascading fountain, this cavernous Viet lounge serves up everything from standard spring rolls, to hot pots (oxtail w/ mixed veggies, herbed fish in tamarind broth...), to sliced marinated pig's ear. Beer/wine's served til 2am weekends (12am weekdays), and there's also English- & Asian-language karaoke, both in the main room and in a cushy-couched VIP, starting when the resto opens at 10am -- but how to make a sufficient ass of yourself with nothing but iced coffee in your veins?

The SF cord-innovators' latest, these relaxed-fit, brushed pebble cotton khakis sport seersucker front pockets & belt-liner, while the inner cuff, inseam, and rear pocket innards are sewn up with ultra-reflective "Illuminite Teflon" -- protecting you from traffic, until some driver horrified by your glowing buttocks hits you on purpose.

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