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Hump This
424 Merchant St, btwn Sansome and Battery; Financial District; 415.627.7464
Nestled in a FiDi alley, the new CP's decked out with antique tables and light fixtures, fat loungey booths, and a large gilded L-bar (that serves Krusovice on tap), all lorded over by photos/paintings of it's namesake. Expect fat sandos (e.g., pastrami on rye, mesquite chicken on focaccia), Eastern-Euro specialties like paprika goulash w/ dumplings and sauerbraten, and powering the whole deal, upbeat Czech tunage (aka, Prague Rock?).
Czech the menu!Somehow developed in Tahoe, this iPhone App's got hundreds of painstakingly crafted drink recipes from big-deal barmen (Gary Regan, Robert Hess, Dave Wondrich, etc), plus "all the classics". Each cocktail features detailed ingredients/instructions, a brief history, and "If you liked this, you'll love..."-style links to other concoctions, i.e., if you dug the gin/maraschino/orange Casino Royale, you might like either the Aviation or Floridita 1930 (and will definitely hate Quantum of Solace).
Get the app right here2825 Sand Hill Road; Menlo Park; 650.561.1500
Opening next week, this nearby villa-style resort's got lavishly appointed rooms (from 550-2000+ sq ft, each with a balcony and stone tub), an infinity pool/hot tub that overlooks the Santa Cruz mountains, and a 17,000 sq ft spa (huzzah!). There's also a resto, decked out with a limestone-framed fireplace and 50-seat patio, which plates rustic American fare like slow-grilled strip loin in gnocchi ragout, and poached Arctic char w/ veal sweetbreads -- because nothing says villa-style relaxation like a dip in the hot tub, a deep-tissue massage, and ravenously devouring the brains of cage-raised baby animals.
Weekend rates in April start at just $225; book now at RosewoodSandHill.comCheck out a GMapped visual representation of one month's worth o' crimes perp'd in the Mish from mid-Feb to mid-March; click each marker for date/time/brief descriptions of incidents, which range from brutal (sexual assaults and robberies at gun point, etc), to brutally pwned ("Suspect approached victim demanding merchandise. Victim resisted and held suspect until officers arrived to arrest suspect").
Yay crime!767 Market St, btwn Grant and O'Farrell; Union Square; 415.896.9370
Save big on last season's sport coats, like a three-button, notched lapel herringbone number (in a silk-wool blend), or a two-button in blue-plaid cashmere. Similarly discounted're sharp and angular suits patterned with anything from brown pinstripes to blue windowpanes in worsted wool, for when you need to look your absolute bested.
Discounts only in store; check the gear at HickeyFreeman.com
