The Bay's best liquor-and-more store's now slingin' its wares online: everything from the rarest whisk(e)ys (Glenrothes '75 single malt, Tomintoul 27 year, etc), to the choicest tequilas/vodkas/absinthes, to Rösle/Alessi barwear, to books on mixology, cocktail lore, and a bounty of other subjects that couldn't possibly be on the Internet. For free.

Get at all the boozy goodness at CaskStore.com

UP's dropped a series of sweatshirts seriously classed-up with grown-ass-man fabrics, including Hobbs Corduroy, Windsor Birdseye Tweed, and York Pinstripe Herringbone. Each gets plush satin-charmeuse lining, slick lapel art, and suit-style breast and waist pockets, to plunge your tightly clenched fists into when Dad says that all charmeuse aside, you still look like a punk with that haircut.

Grab 'em in store or at UpperPlayground.com

Hit SOMA's favorite hunting lodge on Easter Sunday for a feast of grilled coriander-/ancho-marinated bunnies and smoked hams, prepared by grill masters Ryan Farr and Taylor Boetticher (of Fatted Calf), respectively. There'll be plenty of sides (beans, potato salad, etc), Farr's bacon/chocolate/peanut butter brownies, plus all the seasonal harvest brew as you can drink before the keg's kicked -- and no matter how hard you believe, it won't be resurrected, because religion is fake.

Email Info@BloodhoundSF.com to reserve your spot

Get pumped for the season with this old-school footage of a certain high-pitched young lad named Will Clark flipping his sh*t after the Gs clinched the West in '87. Good luck ever rocking this hard, Travis Ishikawa.

We did it, that's goddamn right!!!!