From an LA screen printing shop obsessed with androids, the shirt comes in aqua, gold, and white, and features eight happy little fellows on a decently standard bus, save some rear rocket boosters and the phrase "Androids Always Win", which should really read "Androids Are Always Late For Work".

Get on the bus at Store.TheDept.com

If you Tweet stuff like "i kid you not, i have a follower who is only following britney spears, russell brand, kim kardashian, gossip girl, and me", you're probably a putz, and your drivel belongs on TTH, a bottomless collection of 140-characters-or-less proclamations of self-importance. Automatically re-tweet faves, vote 'em to the top with "back-pats", or just go on telling people stuff like, "Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!".

Ugh, they just go on and on at TweetingTooHard.com

Premium leather wallets by SF-based Hlaska are half-off, including the squarish, wood-grain embossed Evergreen bi-fold, the Brisbane (w/ a punched exterior inspired by old school telephone handsets), and the classy lookin' Nominal Coin wallet w/ "the compact utility of an archaeologist's field kit"... finally!!

Save some skrill at Hlaska.com

Hit Pier 39 this Sunday for generous free scoops (one per you) of four new Dreyer's flavors: Chocolate Peanut Butter Chunk, Java Mashup (w/ espresso n' cookie hunks), Chocolate Cookies n' Cream Collision, and Nestle Drumstick. While you're there, enter to win an "ice cream block party" for you and a hundred friends -- which'll totally dwarf the weak turnout at FroYopalooza.