San Francisco

Tonight at The Independent; 628 Divisadero St, btwn Hayes and Grove; Western Addition; 415.771.1421

Tonight's the SF stop of the traveling whoopy feigning exhibition, where coed competitors with pseudonyms like Bangtown and Mandingo Warrior blaze up the stage for two mins o' bangin' spurts in the hope of winning an adult-themed vacation. Group "performances" are encouraged, as is the use of props like fruit, furniture, or power tools (not necessary for Mandingo Warrior).

1041 Middlefield Rd, near Jefferson; Redwood City; 650.701.1000

This rustic Italian eatery sports floor-to-ceiling wooden wine racks (holding 80 mainly Italian varietals), an open kitchen-spying main dining room, and lounge w/ woven loom couches that opens out onto a piazza-style patio. Predominantly northern fare ranges from pounded white veal chop w/ heirloom tomato salad, to hand-rolled pastas, to pulled boar on grilled ciabatta w/ onion and Chianti vinegar -- a perfect sandwich for lovers of Tusk-any.

At Huf: 812 Sutter St (Tendernob) and 516 Hayes St (Hayes Valley)

SF's streetwear favorite's dropped a dope collab, replacing "Bud" with "Huf" inside the King of Beers' classic logo. Score it on tees in red or white, plus snap-back lids striped with red or white dots, which harken back to those sweet 80s ads, helping you feel like the original party Manimal.

LBM's a mashup of Gmaps and geotagged SF photos dating back to the 1800s, which you'll see side-by-side w/ current pics of the same spot and Google street views. Peep stuff like the ancient street cars that used to roll around the Outer Richmond and, where Dolores Park now sits, the Jewish Cemetery, which was much less exciting as goo balls aren't kosher.

Thru Sun at 36 Geary St, btwn Grant and Kearny; Union Square; 415.399.9898

The U. Square boutique's moving elsewhere and selling off mad-discounted current Spring/Summer stock: Cheap Monday denim, super-soft earth-toned tees by Vicarious by Nature, loungey prep-wear by B.Son, and necklaces replete with little swords, knives, and brass knuckles -- cheeky mewelry or a vast arsenal for Warwick Davis.