The man with the Bay's finest 1996 stretch town car has classed up his ride with new upholstery and a sunroof...that works! On top of providing the cheapest/most hilarious Limo experience on Earth (his co-pilot's a puffy, white pomeranian named "Hip" for godsake), he'll hook you up with a gratis bottle of bubbly if you mention Thrillist when you book -- will it be Cook's or Cold Duck? Only one way to find out...

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