The dude who roams The Mission slingin' uber-delicious, handmade snack food just put his handiwork online, e-vending Ruffle-style chips cut from high quality potatoes and fried up with some proprietary melange of "extra-bacony goodness", before they're packed into resealable bags along with one fat slice/countless little bits o' bacon, which "promise to test your limits of self control", like when your mom took the rubber sheets off your Ferrari bed.

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