A cool $75 gets you this flamboyant impersonator, dressed to the nines with karaoke and fog machines in tow. He'll "appear from the mist in a zen-like pose" and do hits like "Karma Chameleon" and "The Crying Game", before signing autographs and posing for photos w/ any guests who aren't conditioned to throw up crying in the nearest shower stall whenever they hear "The Crying Game".

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