Bless their little hearts: SFoodie and four blind taste testers recently came up with an energy beverage that tastes just like everybody's favorite tragically discontinued crack-in-a-can, by mixing crushed Pez, King Cobra, and Red Bull, fulfilling their motto, "when life hands you lemons, make Bathtub Sparks," and your motto "do anything the Internet tells you to do".

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