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People Who Look Like Monkeys

Glory over portraits of especially chimp-like celebs, from cute ones (the Olsen twins), to melodic ones (the guy from Supergrass), to wealthy ones (Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer), to shockingly old ones ("Chong Li" from Bloodsport is nearly 70?).

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