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Getting married is a beautiful thing. But wouldn't it be even beautiful-er if you could do it for $99 in the back of a Ford Transit Connect van with two ordained-on-the-Internet ministers? Introducing Las Vegas Wedding Wagon, your new, "personal", curbside wedding-mobile, ready to give you your happily ever after in 10mins or less, no matter where you are in Vegas. You've probably got a lot of questions right now, or maybe even just six questions and a comment...

Wait, so this thing is really $99? Isn't that how much most weddings cost anyway?
No, dude. They're like, a lot more than that.

Really? You sure about that? Ok, well what does it include?
The minister, the legal marriage-confirming ceremony, and up to five CANDID (!!!) photos.

Wait, CANDID photos? Not staged ones? Are you sure about this?
Totally. They're professionals.

Awesome. Alright, are there any add-ons? Like, a wedding cake, or a sit-down three-course meal, or, dude, a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
They've got a super classy Wedding Wagon t-shirt for $20.

Even better. Oh, do I need to bring a witness?
Nope, that's included too.

This is amazing. Alright, let's do this. I'm at the Tropicana right now and I've got a heater going on the Mahjong table, but I should have a 10min window between my gondola ride at the Venetian this afternoon and the Treasure Island boat show.
Cool, just reserve a date and time using their online reservation system, or call/text for an instant wedding anytime between noon and 9p.

You'd better be right about these candid photos.