The LA P**n Tour is pretty much exactly what you're thinking it is, assuming you're thinking it's a 3hr-long, open-bar-equipped bus tour of the top "erotic" sites in LA, led by two rotating adult film actresses who'll perform in a scene at the end of the night (w/ a dude, just FYI) that you can a) help direct by suggesting positions, or b) choose to appear in as an extra (it's not clear what "extra" means).
This totally-real-and-not-made-up monthly sojourn officially kicks off June 23rd with Brandi Belle & Charity Bangs driving you to Ron Jeremy hangs, "toy" shops, and your film set in Van Nuys (obvi). Because they think your position suggestions will be super artistic, they're hooking up Thrillist readers with a huge discount, which is pretty much exactly what you're thinking it is, assuming you're thinking it's... $100!
Published: June 14, 2012 at 4:00am EDT
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