Pop quiz: when on a date with nothing to talk about, should you bring up the awesome new Batman trailer? Oh God, you have no idea, do you? Do you?!? Luckily for you, Sarah Walker does, which is why we called in the Funny or Die writer/real-life female to head up Thrillist's brand-new Girl Talk series. Each week she'll break down five fresh topics that girls can't wait to yap about, then tell you exactly how to approach said topics while still sounding like a man, because women love men who care, or, failing that, at least seem like they do.