Because Hollywood already proved that mindlessly throwing a ton of money at your Valentine's Day doesn't guarantee it'll be a hit, we asked Team Zoe from The Zoe Report to come up with five picks guaranteed to succeed and cost less than $52 million. For even more ideas, head over to our Valentine's Day Gift Guide.
Kiki de Montparnasse Massage Oil
This elixir is made from "a titilating combination" of subtly aromatic oils (including jojoba!), and's intended to be applied "with reverence" so you can "explore the many temptations of flesh", a suspect claim considering it will prevent you from delivering a super-hot Indian sunburn.
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