Whiskey D*** Lube

By Joe McGauley

Published on 5/17/2012 at 4:00 AM

Arguably even more repugnant than BaconLube, this bourbon-flavored personal lubricant & massage oil is questionably claimed to have been "aged 4yrs in hard oak casks" by its creators, the gluttons at Epic Meal Time. If there's anyone you want sex products from, it's a bunch of dudes who made a 35-gallon, 200000 calorie sundae for Valentine's.