Last-Minute Valentine's Day Tables You messed up, and now you need an emergency reservation

Valentine's Day is Thursday, everywhere but Tad's Steaks is booked solid, and for some reason your girlfriend hates Tad's Steaks. Fear not: we've locked down one intimate table for two at both Bowery bistro DBGB (their chicken for two is the real deal) and Richard Sandoval's appropriately low-lit Peruvian joint Raymi in the Flatiron. And the two bums who send us the best sob stories via Facebook or Twitter about why they deserve a relationship-saving last-minute rez will get said tables.

Sure, you've gotta pay for the meals, but at least you won't have to settle for getting t-boned on Valentine's.