Celebrate Chanukah with a He'brew beer menorah, and then take pictures and win stuff

Shmaltz Brewing Company
Shmaltz Brewing Company

Put on your yarmulke and Adam Sandler CD, it's time for Chanukah! For the first time since 1888, the Jewish holiday begins on Thanksgiving, and the brewers over at Shmaltz are celebrating with a special He'brew Holiday Gift Pack of eight bottles of their schtickiest award-winning suds, including the Rejewvenator and the Messiah Nut Brown Ale. But the fun doesn't stop there -- they've also included Chanukah candles and instructions on how to build your very own beer menorah.

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After you're done being surprised that this isn't offensive, line up those eight beers, light the candles, and submit a photo to their Facebook page. Their fans will vote on the winners who will receive "chosen prizes", but remember -- if your menorah sucks, they're all gonna laugh at you.

And check here for events happening all throughout the eight nights of mental instability, or whatever Sandler called them.