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What The F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing?

His Airness' greatest misses

Proving that His Airness likes to gamble on more than just poker games, What The F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing? is a new Tumblr chronicling some of MJ's most daring (and dubious) sartorial choices. Lets get right to the worst goods:

Hanging With Tarheels: It isn't easy pulling off jeans that draw more attention than the 7-foot dude next to you rocking dreadlocks and a bow tie.

Supporting the Troops: America's military loves oversized checkered blazers not named Zach Randolph.

On the Cover of Ebony: It's possible that allowing him to be photographed in a reject from the Cosby Show's wardrobe was the final test failed by former wife Juanita.

With Charles Oakley: Oak's skull-tastic purple graphic tee lends credence to the theory that even dudes who once straight slapped Charles Barkley in the face want to be like Mike.

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ExhortThere are even more fashion faux pas at WTFIsMikeWearing.tumblr.com

What The F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing? (Emailed on December 16, 2011)

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