Remember when Will Ferrell tried to get everyone to streak through the quad to the gymnasium and no one did it, not even green hat dude? Yeah, that was sad. Well you know what's not? An actual 5K this weekend in Kissimmee, in which girls, and some boys, but hopefully mostly girls will be running while 100% naked.
Before your heads explode, check out the below FAQ for answers to all your probing queries:
This is really a nude race? How in Hedonism is this possible?
The most recent report released by the President's Council on Physical Fitness claims studies show that nude running is 18% more beneficial to your heart than non-nude running. Or, it takes place at a nudist resort. Probably that one.
Do you have to run with it all hanging out?
It's not technically required, but it'll likely be the first time you'll be judged more for keeping your clothes on.
Are there any rules, given that you're, you know, naked?
"Proper nudist etiquette requires you to always place a towel underneath your bottom before sitting down." Wtf? Next thing you know they'll want you to use a separate salad fork!!
What's the course like?
The two-loop, 3.1mi route winds through the 55-acre property's tree-lined trails, and serene lakes, none of which you'll notice. Also, it's ridiculous that you even (kinda?) asked that question.
So I just show up with my Flip cam and film away, right?
Whoa, slow down, Steven Spiel-perv. There are no cameras of any kind allowed at this thing.
So other than looking at naked people for three miles, and that t-shirt, and looking at naked people for three miles, what else do I get?
Your entry fee also includes all-day access to the resort's likely also-nude facilities (pools, hot tubs, restaurant, spa), and the entire thing ends with a giant pool party, at which you can only hope you encounter a lady runner who noticed that you're kind of a, you know, big deal.
Published: May 15, 2012 at 4:00am EDT
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