Considering that all your Fatheads are terrible conversationalists, you should really hang out with the actual athletes rounded up by Thuzio. The service, co-founded by former New York Giant and current karaoke enthusiast Tiki Barber, will hook you up with their gigantic stable of current and former pros, which somehow doesn't include noted horse-man Shannon Sharpe. Nonetheless, the guys they do have will literally do whatever you want them to if the price is right, presumably including competing on The Price Is Right. While the possibilities are endless, right now you can:
If those don't excite you, you were clearly in theater in high school, but there's still hope for you yet, as you can hit up Thuzio to propose just about anything with any of their clients -- just like we did when we decided that Tiki should live up to his names by giving us haircuts and making us delicious, very strong tiki drinks before we hit the karaoke bar. Seriously, watch the video.
Published: October 22, 2012 at 4:00am EDT
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