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Brian Wilson Garden Gnome
Because you've worn the same glittery red thong every day since the Giants won the World Series and it's starting to chafe/stain, reward yourself for your super-fandom by scoring just-now-on-sale tickets to May 20th's 1p game against the A's, at which the orange 'n black will give the first 20,000 fans at AT&T Park a badass Brian Wilson garden gnome.
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