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Proving that "she got it from her mama" isn't just a Juvenile maxim is East Side Bikinis: a storefront of sexy water-wear from a 2nd-generation thongstress carrying on her mom's Lake McQueeney tradition of sewing custom-fitted 'kinis right before your eyes, in styles ranging from triangle tops to barely-there bottoms, and designs from hot-pink zebra to bejeweled (see that on your lady, and you won't be able to keep your small hands off of them).

Obviously, you're not going to wear these yourself, if only because you won't fit in them. That shouldn't stop you from ogling though, so we've compiled a scantily-clad slideshow of East Side's creations -- SFW, but maybe wait until your boss has backed that azz up.

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What are you waiting for? Hit the slideshow right here.

And RSVP for their grand-opening party next Saturday via their Facebook page