Swim trunks aren't welcome at every occasion despite technically meeting suit & tie requirements, so we asked the owners of Stag to put together a look that will keep you looking cool but not so lifeguard-like in the face of 100+ degree heat.

Then one of the Stag guys tried on the ensemble to make sure it actually worked, and it did! He looked even cooler than cool... he looked ice cold. So very cold that he's been frozen in this photo series, which you should check out immediately before it starts to melt.