Rodman Ink Just call him The Material Boy

Since Ed Hardy is frankly a little too subtle and coy, Rodman Ink is former NBA star and general man-about-crazy-town Dennis Rodman's attempt to box him and everyone else out of the game by creating a line of Greek mythology-inspired tees that are so damn over the top, they were the ones who told Sly Stallone about the whole turn-your-hat-backwards-when-arm-wrestling thing. And since genius needs its proper venue, here are three particularly showy designs and where they'd work best:

Feast of the Nymph Calypso: Atlas's well-endowed but mildly troubled daughter is perched atop a series of skulls, which just happens to be the perfect attire choice for skipping the line of chumps outside of The Highlands, rolling to the back, and posting up with not one, but dos bottles.

Galenthias: Since you already love shape-shifting cat gals in bikinis that chill with blue tigers, why not make this your perfect attire choice for skipping the line of chumps outside of The Highlands, rolling to the back, and posting up with not one, but dos bottles, even if one of them is actually just that wily shape-shifting cat gal.

Pandora's Box: Showcasing that chick with the troublesome box, this pup's the perfect attire choice for your next job interview... so long as your job is skipping the line of chumps outside of The Highlands, rolling to the back, and posting up with not one, but dos bottles!