There're few better things in life than getting something in the mail, though one of them is definitely an HJ. For monthly packages that might just help get someone to touch yours, subscribe to SWAG of the Month.

Just launched outta the WestSide by a music biz and fashion-guy duo, SWAG sends you your very own new tee each month based on your own personal style, so here's hoping they stocked a LOT of Big Johnson! Here's how it works: go to the site, and they'll give you a list of variables to choose from, with options like color styles (colorless/ pastel/ loud), design (words/ graphics/ images), brand preference (ranging from tees to shoes, to give 'em an even better idea of how much Big Johnson you're clothing yourself in), plus a harbinger of your personal style based on what concert you're more likely to see, with the options of Deadmau5, Jay-Z, and Dave Coulier Grohl. Once you're all set, you'll pay $9 (shipping included!) for a new tee each month; choice drops so far have included an all-over graphic of one of the Palm Springs windmills, an artsy print of a woman covering her face with the word "censored," and a bunch of Jetty logo prints, which are definitely...yep...fly.

Because you're also a social butterfly, hit up their launch party at Playhouse on Sat, which's free to get into if you mention the company name and includes a free drink for members, as there are few things better in life than a free drink, though one of them is definitely more free drinks.