Socrates Socks (now closed) "The Most Clever Socks Ever"

Since the only thing worse than worn-out dress socks is standing in line waiting for a worn-out cashier to ring up a new pair, Socrates Sock Co. is making pairs that'll never need replacing, because they're made from freakin' Kevlar. Inspired by declassified military tech, and constructed with special Kevlar carbon fibers at the toe and heel, these biz casual foot-sleeves come in a range of colorways, and're unexpectedly "light, soft, and comfortable" thanks to a Lycra body featuring special "anti-droop technology".