Masters Of None

Masters is taking fine-grained woods and acrylics and laser-etching the artistic crap out of them to produce home fancy-uppers like plaid and houndstooth coasters, plus accessories like black or mirrored cufflinks decked out in mustaches, bikes, and argyle, and a Phillies logo-inspired "Ill" pendant, for when your "Seriously, I'm Like, Really Sick Over Here, Guys" pendant isn't cutting it.