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Mannishly branching out from colorfully striated, ex-skateboard-deck chick-kitsch, the folks behind MapleXO have just teamed with a PDX hide-hacker to create a fine selection of man goods for their Raw line, so get ready to rock them with your wicked-tight shiny leather suit while you talk about how white folk can’t dance and say the f-word a lot. Your new deck-hued jams:

Belts and Buckles: Shaved down from a block made of up to seven different broken boards before being mounted in a chrome frame, these rectangular buckles come mated to a dark leather belt that’s cut, stitched, and distressed by hand, so it’s got that in common with Spicoli.

Moneyclip: The same deck strata is mounted to a spring-loaded bill/card clip that's both tarnish- and rust-resistant, being plated in Rhodium, a noble metal (soo...God Save the Queensrÿche?).

The Little Things: Grab up smaller accessories including pin-stripey cufflinks, plus pendants for hats and lapels including one cut into a blocky city skyline, and a double-helix model that looks like DNA, which contains the genetic material that makes white people dance so effing bad.

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