Before annoying PTA moms tamed the schoolyard, bullies had mad style -- Biff Tannen wore a zip-up wool jacket like no one else, and Cobra Kai's original motto was "sweep the leg... unless it's wearing Bugle Boys, in which case, just admire the pants sans violence." Bringing said style back, if in name only: Bullé Classic, an art-filled Pearl boutique where you can suit up to look McFly without brutes trying to bang your teenage mom. Here's the gear
Bullé Brand: Bullé's private label offers tanks emblazoned with pinup models, plus knitted hats & ballcaps, hoodies, and sweaters spangled with the brand's logo of paddles, boats & anchors, a theme that harkens back to Portland’s roots as -- get this -- a land, that was full of ports. Sweaters will teach you something new every day
The Crew: They've also got threads and accessories from store-less Portland textile artists, including ergonomic carbon-fiber wallets by HuMn and various duds by Lift Label, which specializes in cotton hoodies and solid-colored tees with off-color Pendleton-style pockets so slick, you'll soon be fending off the advances of your own horny but ultimately confused teenage mother.