Because everyone knows Goodwill ships the coolest ironic tees to Tanzania, the do-gooders at Hub-based PR scour the developing world to buy them back, re-resell them in the States, and donate the proceeds to, get this, those same developing countries! Choice looks that never should've left in the first place include a Ray Allen "Sonics 34", "Amazing Underdog", and the tee that inspired it all, "I Didn't Dance My Ass Off at Josh's Bar Mitzvah", which can only mean his conservative dad must not have allowed the band to play "Let's Get Retarded".