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Surprisingly not crafts produced by a group of highly evolved and financially motivated big cats native to the mountain regions of South and Central Asia, but instead by a super-industrious Seatown artisan who donates five percent of sales on these hand-turned/-assembled shaving essentials to the Snow Leopard Trust, which is something you should NOT have if you find yourself bleeding in the mountain regions of South and Central Asia. SLW's sweetest offerings include the:

Badger Hair Shaving Brush: Given a "velvety smooth" feel by soft, water-absorbent "AAA", or pure badger hair, this lathering device improves penetration and skin quality, and is constructed in polished King Wood, which is what LeBron now claims he was referring to when he said it was "Not Five, Not Six, Not Seven..."

Mach 3 Blue Turquoise: Made to fit the ubiquitous cartridges, this razor is made from a compressed-stone mixture that's been cut down to size after getting pulverized, a process that, given how heavy rock is, presumably requires a lot of LeBrawn.

Mach 3 Burl Wood: Constructed using wood from a North African Cypress named for the Egyptian goddess Thuya, this acrylic-covered whisker-remover boasts chrome hardware that's "ultra-hard", like winning an NBA championship when you only play three quarters.*

*Yes, you're damn right that's three LeBron jokes...@ThrillistSEA misses the NBA, and totally thinks it's the owners' fault.