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You were all set to take advantage of Black Friday's limited uberdeals, until you realized you're not a 60-year-old woman. Get your discounts without shameful identity crises, with TGIBlackFriday.com.

A repository of one-day-only cheapness, TGIBF lists an expansive range of internet sales and their frequently early start times, allowing you to wake up, groggily time-bomb your credit rating, then circumvent buyer's remorse by passing back out. Adding to the convenience, you can actually line up your gift-bingeing today: browse the deals by store and category, then centralize your targets on a shopping list -- like your TiVo lineup, sans the invaluable advice of the Pickup Artist ("Act cool"). Deals include a Panasonic Plasma for $999 (down from $1799), 60% off sportcoats/dress pants at JCPenney, and a Compaq laptop for a measly $349 -- just the pricepoint you expect in a portable Freecell machine.

Not all the steals start after Turkey Day: the "Early Bird" specials and "Better Than Black Friday" section feature big-time discounts you can snag right now -- handy, because Friday morning you're going in for a breast lift.

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