From a dude named Frank whose own crotch-dampness compelled him to develop a product that addresses the under-the-belt epidemic plaguing men everywhere, Balls is a...
Since drinking from cups is boring and lame, step it up and sip from the nipples of this bosomy ice luge mold; life-size and available with optional LED mini-lights,...
Written by a locally-based standup comedian who just turned 30 this totally-not-defensive-at-all tome sets out to prove that marriage/coupledom is overrated, which it...
From a Down Under designer, this collection of erotic textiles carefully toes the tasteful/perv line with artistic depictions of "the beauty of a woman's body in...
Developed by a former Chief of Urology at the Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach, CA, this desensitizing lidocaine-based spray is designed to "slow the onset" of, uh, you...
A quick-reading, bawdy, generally uproarious manual detailing the best way to score with exactly one man, HTMLTAC's namesake/author parlayed his biomedical engineering...
Fun from the negligee e-tailer: after getting lingerie'd up on V-Day, an insanely smokin' Brit model's man abruptly cancels plans, so she brings the fun to his office....
Your gal will be elated when she gets your V-Day gift of a half- or full-dozen roses in assorted shades, then shocked when she discovers they're all actually carefully...
This Shalom-tastic 2009 calendar features local Jewess comedienne Jamie Sneider in various states of undress, sometimes covered in nothing but kosher: for February,...
These lacy underwear feature an anatomically positioned pouch for the included vibrator, whose 10 treadmill-esque jiggle programs are operable via an also-included...