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If an arbitrary aversion to rat feces is keeping you away from KFC, make their fare at home with this brand-name product recipe trove, which features everything from McNuggets to Slurpees. Most of the food cloning instructions are for sale, but some, like Girl Scout Thin Mints, are free -- so you can run those insipid cherubs out of business with your cut-rate Thin Mants.

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