What's the only place in the world you can hang out with sexy snow bunnies, world-famous film directors, and Mitt Romney's relatives? That's right: Park City, Utah. And if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it while staying at Bachelor's Roost: a completely ridiculous dude pad-cum-party spot outfitted with just about everything you need to forget it's f***ing freezing outside, including a 500sqft screening theater with a minibar, seven bedrooms, a pool hall with a game room, an on-call concierge, and two in-house hot tubs with jets.

Oh, but there's more: An in-house massage room, an outdoor sunken hot tub, a BBQ grill, a ski-in/ski-out lift, a weight room, and a fire pit. We've got photos of the entire place up top -- you'll hopefully be able to figure out what's what, even if they're not Tagg-ed.