Because Greece's mountains of debt just aren't as beautiful as it's coastline, head to Delenia, an Aegean-fronting beach estate comprising a total of six buildings on the island of Euboea, just outside Athens
Upon arrival, you'll be chauffeured from the airport to this expansive property, which evidently has a dual tennis/Peja Stojaković court
Five bedrooms are spread out across three buildings, but be sure to head to the second unit to claim a master bedroom that's sure to give you wood
If you're relegated to the "paidiko" (aka, the children’s room), don't fret, your ADHD will be stimulated by lofts, a Tarzan rope, and a fireman’s sliding pole. Actually, that sounds awesome -- claim this room first
Perch up beside your private swimming pool filled with sea water
Enjoy a little al fresco dining under the bamboo pergola, a prime spot for feasting on meals prepared in a stone barbecue and a Greek bread oven by on-site staff
After your last repast, the fireplace in the living room is a fine place to relax, but if you're feel especially heady you can head out to spot constellations using their telescope. Don't worry, the Greeks obviously can't get too upset about you borrowing something.