In a complete wait-you-can-do-that? moment, Hotel Quebec is suing one-time guest Laurent Azoulay for $95,000 after Azoulay posted an unfavorable review on popular travel review site TripAdvisor.com. After waking up at 3a to the gentle nibbling of bed bugs, Azoulay contacted staff to report what happened. The hotel was fully booked, and the best they could do was ask Azoulay's family to pack up and (annoyingly) transfer to another hotel. At three in the morning.
The next day, Hotel Quebec apologized and offered the Azoulays an arbitrary $40, probably for a mint Pirates of the Caribbean box set... or some topical creams... both of which have little to no soothing affect on bed bug chomps. Now, with $40 worth of Keira Knightley pirate goodness in hand and a leg full of bites, Azoulay jumped onto TripAdvisor.com to air his frustrations in a scathing 1-star review: