Remember your mid-tree, middle school clubhouse? It was rustic, all "no girls allowed", and AWESOME. But now that you're a grown-ass man, your needs in the trees have changed; enter the Nothofagus Hotel & Spa -- home to 55 epic rooms with views of the Patagonian Andes, two restaurants, and a massive spa -- it's Mother Nature's best, with the creature comforts girls will surely find inviting.
Huilo Huilo Biological Reserve
Make like Tarzan (and Jane) in your very own Chilean treehouse
The Huilo-Huilo Biological Reserve is 232 square miles of Chilean forest dedicated to wildlife conservation and tourism -- plus, it has magical hotels shaped like mushrooms, inside trees, and mimicking magic mountains. How's that for a trip?