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This website will rent you a ski bunny

The idea of blowing through fresh pow with a beautiful ski bunny, before grabbing dinner in a wooden lodge with a beautiful ski bunny, before doing all sorts of cool things on a bearskin rug with a beautiful ski bunny, is a perfect winter fantasy held up by only one thing: the extreme scarcity of bearskin rugs. And also the fact that you don't know any ski bunnies.

Well all that's over: Ski-Bunnies.com is here to rent you a girl who knows her way around a mountain and looks hot in a Bogner suit, pulling from a roster of sexy escorts on skis eager to play GF on your next trip to the snow. And they sleep with you, too? Maybe?

Check out a few of the girls that want to share sparkling ski-lift conversations with YOU!! For some reason, all their photos are in lingerie. This is the best site ever:

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Jana
Companionship fee: $1,231 for 24hrs ($51.29/hr), or $1,710 for 48hrs ($35.63/hr -- total steal)
Level of expertise: Expert
Why she's great to ski with: She used to race downhill on the Czech national team. Actually that's a terrible reason, she's going to completely embarrass you. 
Fun fact: She only wears Chanel perfume. Or maybe enjoys smelling like the English Channel? Translation issues. 
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Sierra 
Companionship fee: $1,505 for 24hrs ($62.71/hr), or $2,052 for 48hrs ($42.75/hr)
Level of expertise: Beginner
Why she's great to ski with: This 28 year-old, 5'7" stunner's a professional "photo model", and “guarantees a great time”, so you know she's bringing Scattergories.
Fun facts: She's the only Brit of the bunch, and loves roses, champagne, and fashion. And getting paid $1,505 to hang out with you for 24hrs.
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Blair
Companionship fee: $1,505 for 24hrs ($62.71/hr), or $2,052 for 48hrs ($42.75/hr)
Level of expertise: Intermediate
Why she's great to ski with: She says she'll “look after you more than you could ever imagine!” Promising.
Fun fact: She's not the one from Gossip Girl.
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Sophie
Companionship fee: $1,299 for 24hrs ($54.13/hr), or $1,778 for 48hrs ($37.04/hr)
Level of expertise: Intermediate
Why she's great to ski with: She's so confident in her ski bunny skills that she claims “you'll ask me again, for sure”! She will definitely charge you for this.
Fun facts: This 30 year-old temptress is 5'9", a personal assistant, and loves red wine and romance. Which she will also charge you for.
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Kim 
Companionship fee: $1,299 for 24hrs ($54.13/hr), or $1,778 for 48hrs ($37.04/hr)
Level of expertise: Intermediate
Why she's great to ski with: She wants to have “a fun time on the slopes, off the slopes, at the hotel”, and assures that “all will be a time to remember!”
Fun facts: Under "Smoker?", she says "Occasional, can refrain". Makes no promises about Skoal.
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Kelly
Companionship fee: $1,354 for 24hrs ($56.42/hr), or $1,847 for 48hrs ($38.48/hr)
Level of expertise: Intermediate
Why she's great to ski with: Legs.
Fun facts: Legs.
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Kristina
Companionship fee:
$1,367 for 24hrs ($56.96/hr), or $1,982 for 48hrs ($41.29/hr)
Level of expertise: Beginner
Why she's great to ski with: She has the foresight, courtesy, and refinement to put down a towel before sitting on your couch basically naked.
Fun fact: That dress.

Sophie-Claire Hoeller is a 28yr-old, 5'4" advanced skier that speaks English, German, and French, and is now seriously contemplating a career change. Follow her on Twitter @Sohostyle.

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