Many folks dream of living in an idyllic waterfront community, though The Beach reminds us that you could be eaten by a shark, shot by drug farmers, or worst of all... sex Tilda Swinton. Thankfully, there's little chance she'll be on the isolated stretch of Australian coastline where you'll find Berkeley River Resort, as it's only accessible by seaplane or helicopter, plus, they promise you can "enjoy as little or as much activity as you like", so no matter what Tilda says, if you don't want to sex her, you don't have to.
Your time can be spent:
As for the digs, 20 standalone, dune-top suites boast huge windows and balconies overlooking insane beach views, your bathroom & shower are open-air, and fresh, seasonal meals are served at an opulent lodge opening onto an uber-modern hot tub & pool, though as The Pool reminds us, foreign movies are harder to understand than a man's reasons for sexing Tilda Swinton.
Published: June 20, 2012 at 4:00am EDT
Kununurra Western Australia 6740
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