Fernwood Resort's Adventure Tent Your best Big Sur camping option ever

If you want to go camping but can't because you, er, your girlfriend... yeah, your girlfriend totally hates sleeping on the ground, and dealing with the cold, and ewwww centipedes, you're gonna want to take advantage of Fernwood Resort's Adventure Tents.

For just $100 a night, these off-the-ground Big Sur pitchables each come with a queen-sized bed, indoor wood-burning fireplace, and daily changed linens and towels (!). Plus, booking one'll get you access to Resort events like live music Saturdays, and an onsite tavern with weekly pub trivia where the winner gets an unlimited-refill mason jar of beer and a seriously increased willingness to sleep on the ground.