A Bro-mantic Skeet Shooting Getaway at Holman Ranch Shotguns, bocce, and booze in Carmel

Because if there's one thing you want to do with nine other dudes, it's dress up like the Brady Bunch and re-enact the Marcia-getting-hit-with-a-football episode (you get to be Alice!), but if there's another, it's a 10-dude, 6hr skeet-skursion in Carmel Valley, now available at Holman Ranch.

This overnight guy-venture'll see you 4x4 your way across 400 acres of private, vineyard-equipped land, shotgun clays outta the sky on an 1800ft hillside, then party at this 84yr-old gentleman's retreat where you'll each have your own on-property bungalow -- all for a per-dude cost of a one-night stay in a nice Vegas hotel.

Post-skeeting amenities'll include the first pool ever built in Carmel, bocce and horseshoes by candlelight, and a game room with boar heads, steer horns, an 8ft-wide projector screen, tufted brown leather couches, a stock-it-yourself bar, darts, and a poker table -- so clearly this place is straight flush.

And because studies've shown that skeet shooting'll seriously lower your BAC, get it back to normal for Christ's sake on Carmel's two-minutes-away winery row. Just ask nicely and they'll shuttle you there, then pick you up after hitting 15 tasting rooms in a half-mile stretch, also what people are calling your proposed very Brady reenactment because somebody can't pull off the signature Cindy lisp.