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Ugly Bags

"Guaranteed to cure ugliness", these heavyweight paper bags slip easily over your partner's head to display an attractive face; also comes in Male, for the man so ugly, even an extra-ugly bag-faced chick refuses to sleep with his ugly ass.

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Ugly Bags (Emailed on July 9, 2008)

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