From divers (do it deeper) to architects (do it with models), every profession has its cheeky t-shirts, but what about the guys shaping America's very future? Now its their turn, thanks to VC Wear.VCW offers 29 tees, each emblazoned with "jokes only VCs can understand" and printed on 100% cotton with inks "made from recycled, shredded, tear-filled term sheets". The shirts reflect the many moods of the capitalist-on-the-make: from plaintive self-pity ("Hedge fund managers are big meanies"), to regret ("Google, no I passed on that"), to good old-fashioned irrational exuberance ("F_ck it I'll fund that"). Others take a more standoffish tack, starting with a gentle warning, "Don't pitch me bro," which, if ignored, leads naturally to "Your idea made me puke in my mouth a little".The tao of VC has affected VCW: shirts cost $100, and clicking an oversized orange button'll add the company itself to your cart for a mere $100,000. To bolster their case, they offer a PDF pitch complete with venn diagrams exploring market share (# of VCs versus # of VCs with torsos); take the plunge, and earn your friends their own classic tee: "I'm with stupid".

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