This newly hatched, lucre-obsessed clothing line has just dropped sports-styled "Washington Dead Presidents" tees, fitteds, and starter jackets bearing the faux squad's logo, a cartoonish, powder-wigged skull; the WDPs are part of Cashlete's "Financial Champions League", which, despite not existing, is still marginally more profitable than the WNBA.

Drop some dead presidents at Cashletes.com

This Saturday, Brightest Young Things throws its weekly aqua-rager into hyperdrive: an interstellar bash featuring model rockets, a moon bounce, $5 (or under) vodka drinks, "space pool inflatables", "space hot lifeguards", "space disco DJs", and free astronaut ice cream for the first 30 peeps in the door. So, dare to boldly go where no space-camper has gone before: a party with girls!

Check out the space details at BrightestYoungThings.com

From a Manassas, VA outfit, these stylishly antiquated, bunged one-liter canteens are handcrafted from American White Oak. Optional engraving includes a skulled "Poison", "White Lightning", and "Drink or Die" -- considering you're carrying a liter of hooch, the two may not be mutually exclusive.

A flask simply does not hold enough moonshine! Order online at 1000OaksBarrel.com

Bringing you the combined wisdom of a GW professor, a pub-trivia scholar, and a former runner-up on an Animal Planet reality show, The Largesse rants elegantly on all aspects of high culture, from ESPN's "precipitous decline" (First and Ten = "an elementary school production...only they didn't use the smart kids") to the ice-cream industry's "seriously flawed decisions", which include "ostracizing Carvel, the frozen Egg Nog movement, and allowing Ben and Jerry to use ice cream to reinforce their pithy, societal 'observations'" -- matters clearly better left to some guy who lost on an Animal Planet show.

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